Wednesday, July 05, 2006

you can hear the judge saying it........

NOT ANOTHER ONE, SAYS JUDGE

"Not another one," exclaimed judge Mahmoud Al Sharshabi when he called on an American suspect, identified as L.P., in his mid 20s.

The suspect is being tried for drug-related charges.

Dubai Public Prosecution charged L.P. with possessing and consuming cocaine. The defendant confessed to the charges. The Dubai Court of First Instance adjourned till next week.


The world waits for the verdict - don't hold your breath.......

Mean while, back to the world of dreams.......

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps
trying!

4 comments:

Tainted Female said...

Suppose you missed the Omani in the papers today that was sentenced to 4 years for having traces of maryjayne & hash in his wallet...

He insists that some Omani's he met in Thailand put money in his wallet (which is common in the Arab world yeah) to help relieve him of financial problems, and it's possible the the traces shifted from the money.

Axonsax said...

its maddness; there is no justice in Dubai; it's a third world country when it comes to the court system and just like every other aspect of living in Dubai, money rules. Sometimes I think they beleive money to be a far higher power then we could ever imagine.

Tainted Female said...

'it's a third world country when it comes to the court system and just like every other aspect of living in Dubai, money rules'

To a certain extent I have to disagree with you. I've spent lots and lots of time in courts in Dubai through various false accusations made against me. The system itself (wasta aside), isn't that screwy (procrastinated, delayed YES, and only ever in Arabic, but rational when it comes to determining guilt or fault)... the damn sentences are third world, though.

Bloglingo, take a look at latest post and you'll get a picture.

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