The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
Don’t take life seriously; you’ll never get out alive
Caffeine: the universe revolves around it
Death is hereditary
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
For every animal you don’t eat, I'm going to eat 3
If you find out the speed of dark, you know you’ve done well
If only there was a reset button on life...
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