Friday, August 18, 2006

it's life jim but not as we know it

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it

Don’t take life seriously; you’ll never get out alive

Caffeine: the universe revolves around it

Death is hereditary

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live

For every animal you don’t eat, I'm going to eat 3

If you find out the speed of dark, you know you’ve done well

If only there was a reset button on life...

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