It's The Simpsomaker..........!

This folks is serious:

Fun, Fun, Fun, till her Daddy takes the t-bird away.

There are entertaining games, video's and pix on the same site, over the next few weeks I hope to bring you some of the best so you lucky, lucky people don't have to spend time looking through the dross.

Surprise verdict on the Oasis fire then.............poor sods. The words "goat" and "scape" spring to mind.....

And I just can't bring myself to comment on the story from an Indian textbook proclaiming that a Donkey is "less trouble than a wife", quality though the story is. No comment, I said "no comment".