More True Fax

When a woman says she'll be ten minutes - think of a number - double it and then add 10. This is the actual length of time it will take.

"Stewardesses" and "reverberated" are the two longest words - 12 letters each - that can be typed using only the left hand.

If you lock your knee while standing long enough, you will pass out.

There is now a new weapon, so destructive, that it can destroy human life, yet keep buildings intact.....it's called...a MORTGAGE.

If you unravelled a squirell's intestine it would be long and elastic enough to let you bungee jump off the Victoria Falls.

It's a little known fact that Mariah Carey is allergic to clothes, she can only cover up 15% of her body at any one time or she might die...

If you catch a bee and put it in the freezer for half an hour, and then tie a piece of string round the middle and tie it to your pint glass you will have a little stinging kite that will protect your pint when you go for a slash...

Page 3 girls are immortal. I say this because Nicola T from Croydon won the page 3 idol 3 years ago, yet still remains the 22 year old she was then!