True Stuff............

Plinth' is the sexiest word a woman can say. Don't believe me? ask one to say it and watch her mouth.

The Matrix is wrong, you don't "only know someone when you fight them", you only know someone when you drink with them. If that leads to fighting, so be it.

Contrary to popular beleif, Stephen Fry doesn't know everything.

There is a lake in Canada called Lake Miniwanka.

Anyone woman who walks along the street with her arms folded (no matter how fit) is going to be a) a fucking bitch b) a crap shag.

People with strawberry blonde hair are just kidding themselves. They are really ginger.

There is a reason the bit between the tits and the the belt is called the waist. You could easily fit another pair of tits in there. Easily.

Woman who claim men are pathetic when ill couldn't be more wrong. Our brains are simply bigger so we feel the illness and pain on a level you could never understand. Our muscles are also bigger so it makes perfect sense that they should ache more and require extra rest and time spent lying in bed.

Gary "corset" Barlow has been banned from eating "New Dairy Milk with Creme Egg filling" until after the Take That tour.

In order to earn extra cash Prince Harry moonlights as a James Hewitt lookalike at corporate functions.

Tina O Brien drank from the holy grail, hence the reason she hasn't aged in the last 8 years.