Myspace: A place to groom and to be groomed.
If you think Patrick Bateman is someone who regularly features in Heat magazine, then it may not be a great idea to claim to be 'informed'.
Hetero Men: When dancing, keep your hands at chest height or below - once your hands go above chest height you instantly become homosexual
A tattoo written in Chinese lettering is more likely to say "shit on my hand" than "everlasting peace"
Noel Edmonds: not big, and definitely not clever.
The more England flags on the car, the higher the likliehood fo some pensioner being charged £20k for fixing a leaky tap.
If her eyes are generally closed whilst you make love, chances are she's thinking of someone else.
The more self congratulatory and narcissistic the personal homepage the less significant the celebrity.
When listening to your MP3 player outdoors, you always imagine you're in videos for the tracks.
Chavs: When attempting to mug a man carrying a curtain pole back to his car, do not be surprised to wake up and find your own wallet empty after he takes your money to replace the curtain pole he's just broken whilst hitting you with it. Thank me later
when Noel Edmunds has a MySpace account, you shouldn't.
If you're happy and you know it clapping your hands is not always appropriate when you're the one of the few in the office not to be made redundant.
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You don't NEED an iPod, it's a rip off.
You certainly don't need all the add-ons - a toilet roll holder with iPod connectivity and built in speakers has been launched for chriseake.
You will make a complete wanker of yourself on more than one occasion - get over it.
Only you know who you truly are.
(OK, that last one was a bit deep)
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