and you miss the UK....

18 years to clear asylum backlog in UK.

http://news.monstersandcritics.com/uk/

"A report from an influential parliamentary committee has warned it could take 18 years to clear the backlog of failed asylum seekers."

18 YEARS! What can possibly take 18 years to administer.

Dad of 14 sick of Britain.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006120261,00.html

"GRASPING dad Mick Philpott yesterday demanded a bigger council house for him, his 14 kids, his wife — and his mistress.

And when he was turned down, he had the nerve to blame the state of the nation."

Try and make that lifestyle work out here mate!

Least it looks like you can still get a decent hair cut over there tho....