The Definition of Nightmare

Man dates mum on net...

A man was horrified when he discovered the woman he was flirting with on the Internet was his mum. Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with the mystery woman online and admits the conversations got a bit "racy" at times.

The cyberspace lovers didn't realise they were mother and son until they arranged to meet on the beach one night.

Daniel said: "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams. But when I got close... we both got the shock of our lives... All I could think was, Oh my God! It's Mama!"

"Racy at times"......the very definition of a bloody nightmare me thinks!